Fake Chapel Announcements

The English Department will be sponsoring a symposium that will be held in Room 139 this evening at 6:30. Mrs. Sturm will be speaking on “How to plagiarize effectively”.

The Business Office will be having their bi-annual Day of being Nice this coming Friday. Be sure to attend- hours will be limited.

We would like to recognize our Fighting Scots football team on their undefeated season.

The History Department will be hosting a lecture by Dr. Sturm this evening in the chapel entitled “The Abe Lincoln Story: Through the eyes of a peer”. Everyone is welcome to attend.

Employment Opportunity; Lambert-Tatman Funeral home is looking for some part-time models in their coffin sales department. Sleeping on the job is encouraged.

We would like to recognize all of our athletes who have been named to the All-American team this year. I would like all of the Canadian golfers to stand.

All Dorm Residents: You were right all along. Fire alarms are just a suggestion. You are encouraged to sit in your room and refuse to leave.

Computer Labs will be open all night due to so many projects being due.

In other computer news, the computers in the labs will be down due to repairs until tomorrow afternoon.

*I noticed the day I did chapel announcements that nobody really listens to them and thought it would be funny to say fake announcements and see who caught them. If you have agood fake announcement, leave it as a comment. Please keep them nice( a little mean is Ok) and clean.